1 definition by GangstaGangsta214

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
by GangstaGangsta214 March 23, 2009
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