Optirectomy

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

by LeeC November 27, 2006

Optimus Prime

The result after Chuck Norris banged a truck.

Optimus Prime could kick your ass

by xVinnie2o9x February 23, 2009

Oprah-rich

The state of being filthy rich due to the acquisition of a large sum of money.

"This porno is gonna make me Oprah-rich!"

by privatespaceinvaderjunk March 17, 2009

Aren Ops

The systematic slaughter of a large group of players in a team-based shooter, specifically game types that can be manipulated to reach their optimal lengths for maximum killing. i.e. Demolition in Call of Duty Black Ops

There are three commandments in Aren Ops.
1) No double planting or shortening rounds or game length.
2) Maximum time must be played.
3) Players must get over 100 kills but somehow, through some unexplained illogical timewarp in space, the team playing Aren Ops will lose.
4) Must drop shot and use all techniques to enrage opposing team.

But your kd will skyrocket.

Must use high killstreaks, such as SR-71 (Blackbird or NakiBird)

Doooood I got my 3.0 kd by playing Aren Ops! But my winloss went down to a .5.

by NaKi Tee June 17, 2011

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

opIum

I been on opium for the last 10 dayz

yung lean: ay carti u good?
carti: i been oN opIum 4 de last teN dayz

by weebotgangnazzy January 31, 2022

Ophelie

A french name mostly used for alien like people who are funny and crazy but also extremely clever and deep although they do not know it. They are amazing people to hag around with and will get you in a good mood when you are feeling down. They are sassy, confident and cheeky unicorns. They are also great kisses. She is missed when she is not there.

Where is Ophelie?

by hot-mamajama July 20, 2015