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Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative
I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.
I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .
by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016
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Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance
That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut
by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021
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Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.
"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."
by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018
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Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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