mud shark

To stick inappropriate things in a female's vagina. So named because Vanilla Fudge did that to a groupie with an actual mud shark.

Lucy was still not fucking satisfied, so I had to mudshark her with my asthma inhaler!

by tecumseh January 4, 2003

Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

mud flap

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

by B1G L0U February 3, 2008

mud prawn

a vile creature of the female variety, commonly found in bars or dingy night clubs. physical characteristics include bad skin, palisade fence-like teeth, and an unsettling fishy smell. come in a variety of shapes and sizes, none of which are attractive. avoid at all costs! if bitten by this creature, hack off the infected limb, to avoid the spread of poison.

"Dude check out that mud prawn that guy is hooking up...RUN"

by willybombilly March 10, 2008

Mud Diver

A person who eats buttholes.

I met a freaky girl last night, she was the biggest mud diver I've ever met. Too bad I had not showered or I would have let her toss my salad

by Mr. Lumen October 2, 2013

Mud Bucket

Synonymous with terd cutter, butt, ass, fart tunnel, chocolate factory, starfish, chili ring, buttocks, rump, bottom.

I shouldn't have ate that burrito, I need to empty my mud bucket.

by BallzMcgee December 29, 2015