Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022

monkey trap

When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.

Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.

by ggggvgggg October 30, 2011

Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.

Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.

by Sadow August 31, 2013

monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.

I've heard about your monkey shines.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

monkey mode

A violent aggressive outburst, usually sustained for five to ten minutes.

Oh no, Ceri has gone into monkey mode. We gotta hide before he kills us all!

by Kate January 18, 2004