Dave Grohl

The most talented guy ever in a incredible band Nirvana, but then his talent was wasted on a band called foo fighters.

"Duuuuuude im stoned, lets listen to that crappy band that dave grohl's in so it kills the moment."

by Sabiha-911 July 15, 2007

Dave Chappelle

This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle

by mungo April 24, 2005

Dave

When you have to re-interview for your own job and you lose your job.

Wow man I totally daved that interview!

by Arrowgance November 22, 2018

Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019

Dave

Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand

Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.

by Jason7878 August 6, 2019

Dave

Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af

Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011