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ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese
Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?
by ala vanessa June 6, 2007
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Tom DeLonge

(n.)

Former guitarist/vocalist for Blink-182, Box Car Racer, and current for Angels and Airwaves. Known to many as having the worst voice in current popular music. Often makes 'funny' faces but almost always comes off as a dumb jackass.

It can be said that his music in his various projects has been a sort of regression.

For example:

Blink-182: Childish music.
AVA: Psuedo-intellectual, pretentious music.
Me: Wow Tom DeLonge's voice sucks.
Fan: You just don't get it, Tom is the hawtest, kewlist singer ever and you don't get his deep intellectual music.
Me: Go die in a fire.
by No, You! July 16, 2006
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beer dong

When a guy gets a blow job from a drunk chick and she pukes on his cock as he ejaculates. She goes beerdonging!

Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.
I hooked up with this drunk chick last night and she beer donged all over my shit man!
by Notorious J Riz Riz July 25, 2009
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Ching Dong

A Slur for Asian or Chinese Person.
"You want to charge me how much?!? I can go down the block to the Ching Dong and get it for half price!"
by Kingpin3 October 31, 2011
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dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.
"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko
by Hakko November 21, 2004
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ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
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the dong

"it's friday night in the dong"
by 87309963 December 14, 2008
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