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Concord cock twister

The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.
Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey
by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023
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Kayden conboy

by Glizzygobbler20u17 December 11, 2022
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invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006
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Women who carry condoms

A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.

Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
by NSG75 February 24, 2015
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condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.
"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"
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The Condor

When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!
by JCVRLV March 31, 2008
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media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.
Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"
by klar October 17, 2008
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