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no chance nathan 

a man who has no luck with the ladies
"That bloke is a bit of a no chance nathan. He hasn't had a shag for years!
no chance nathan by no luck narelle September 24, 2007

coughing up chandeliers 

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.
Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

Ip Changer 

Changing your internet protocol to be a faster clicker in the game of Castle Wars on runescape, all the fags of CWC do it
My drag spear owns you fag IP Changer(s)
Ip Changer by CwF guy November 4, 2008

You've changed 

To be used half jokingly amongst friends; use when an acquiantance does or says something out of the ordinary.
Your wingman suddenly decides that he would rather sit home and watch a movie than head out to the bars on Saturday night. "Billy, you've changed"
You've changed by Gravy November 19, 2004

Not a chance 

Phrase used to show extreme unwilligness to do something when asked.
A bum-" Excuse me sir, do you have any change to spare "
Ron-" Not a chance you fucking bum, get a fucking job"
Not a chance by spocketz August 22, 2011

Status-changer

A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.
1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!

2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.
Status-changer by T.L. Bugg December 30, 2009