Status-changer

A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.

1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!

2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.

Status-changer by T.L. Bugg December 30, 2009

premature status change 

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

premature status change by Mchl January 4, 2007

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