snoot wiper

Synonym for tissue or handkerchief, noun.

Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.

by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019

boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.

(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!

by FlExChIlLzBy pump boi yo ya March 5, 2019

workout wipedown

Spraying gym equipment with antibacterial spray and wiping it down after using it. The break also gives a person an excuse to catch their breath. gym equipment, gym, nautilus, workout, exercise, pumping iron, fitness, lose weight, fat, thin, weight loss, sweat

I love taking time for a workout wipedown, so I can catch my breath.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2019

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021