make out table

Make out table,noun,the table at kjhs in front iof the PI wing where alice was giving out gum and she said that if ma and jeff kissed than we would get gum and jeff wouldnt let me actually kiss him so i bnacked off and he kissed my cheek

a wooden picnic table at a school where goth boys kiss

by yesh i am andy January 25, 2005

picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.

"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."

by Ms. Hot Pants July 19, 2007

Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.

Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.

by brakingeven May 27, 2007

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.

You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019