barney on speed

Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.

Lol, barneys on speed....lol...

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Speed-breezing

Verb.

Speed-breezing is the act of a naked person being pushed down a hill in a grocery cart. It commonly happens when people are drunk and playing "truth or dare" or just "dare."

"I can't believe you guys talked me into speed-breezing down that big-ass hill last night. I need to quit drinking tequila."

by chriscash816 September 7, 2009

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

speedcubing

The sport of solving Rubik's cube type puzzles as fast as possible.

Mats Valk holds the current 3x3 speedcubing world record of 5.55 seconds.

by RickSlick February 16, 2014

Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

speed trump

A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.

These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018