seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

Seba

A lickass to Kuba 25/8

Seba can ligma

by Soniatookool July 25, 2019

Sabastian

Sabastian can be one out of two people. A good looking , sweet and chill dude that smokes a lot of weed. And very wise OR a rat looking asshole who keeps asking for nudes. Even though he seems to collect them from girls.

Sabastian #1: "want to come chill? I got weed and after I might cook for you."

Sabastian #2: "I want to see everything! But later dont snap me. I'll be "sad" I'll probably take it out on you! But go to the bathroom and snap a picture. Even though I know you got a man.

by Its._.just._.beanie June 15, 2020

lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

by kolorful October 27, 2008

Cheek Season

The time of the year where all you want is some cheeks (booty/pussy), and everything else on your mind is gone, your mind is just stuck on cheeks.This mainly happens the summer because there is no school and teenagers have a lot of free time.

Joe- yo we out to play ball tomorrow?

John- I don't know man, its Cheek Season and im honry as fuck I need to bust something real quick

Joe- aight, whatever man

by Joey Danza January 19, 2009

sweatshirt season

the act when a girlfriend steals her boyfriends sweatshirt

“hey baby it’s cold take my sweatshirt”-boyfriend “i sure do love sweatshirt season”-girlfriend

by christmastreee December 1, 2017

FLU SEASON

Flu season that sexy time of year where everyone is getting the flu so when your priest molests you while having the flu and spreads it to you he can say oh well it's flu season

My father says it's flu season so no messing about

by Oh yas November 4, 2018