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slappin' the potato

The process of sticking your penis into your dog's anus, until you feel a tiny bulge in the pouch of the dog. You then proceed to slap it like it is a potato.
Jon H: Yeah man, I was slappin' the potato with my dog last night!

Ryan: No way dude!
by JDGersdorf May 13, 2006
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Potato Egg

A visible booger in someone's nose.
You have a potato egg, you should go to the bathroom to fix that one.
by Trini Papentoya April 15, 2009
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Pure Potato

When picking potatoes and sorting out the good ones from the bad...
Feargal: aw this potato is rotten, and this one, and this one.

Sinead: YAY!! this ones pure potato!!!!

Feargal & Sinead (do the mash potato dance)
by Marie :D November 11, 2007
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Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )
When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!
by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008
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potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers
oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??
by alex mckenzie, karly September 25, 2008
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Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...
Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!
by Codydaigle February 20, 2009
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potato pancake

a golden brown, flat, fried, pan-like object usually comprised of potato, lightly salted, dipped in catsup.
"May i have a Potato Pancake" says Kristin. "What the fuck is that?" Says chow hall server
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