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poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)
"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."
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poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.
today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.
by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011
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poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.
Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?
by devon2857019845 July 7, 2008
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Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.
When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.
by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010
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poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper
dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!
by tpettus September 8, 2007
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poop in the hut

An oratory slur like swearing in tourettes used to describe excretion in various hats or huts
Harry laid a brick in scout hut - Harry took a poop in the hut
by HarryStr February 14, 2009
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Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
by roger2001 March 13, 2010
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