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whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies
that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts
by slayerofwords May 11, 2010
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Gut Nut

you feel accomplished after you make someone cream
I was gut nut after your sister left my room last night
by Olivera January 22, 2021
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Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.
I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.
by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017
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anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.
I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.
by Big Negroid May 7, 2018
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Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
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Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 4, 2017
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