listicle

An article comprised mainly of a list of something annoying.

They are easy for content producers to create or plagiarize, and unlike news content, they remain "relevant" for years. Because they don't take long to read, visitors to the site are more likely to click on another listicle that interests them, generating more traffic. They are also bite-sized and frivolous enough to be shared on social media.

Listicles:
10 romcoms that were based on Greek tragedies
15 shocking things your cat doesn't tell you
The 7 things most commonly found in a celebrity's anus

by 1101165 April 11, 2014

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008

poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster

Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007

lincoln park high school

Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher

Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.

by Another kid who goes here October 25, 2016

SM water tastes like water

A Crackhead basically saying water tastes like water

W: it tastes like water

W and Y: SM water tastes like water

by rviswjy September 4, 2018

Liliane

The sweetest girl you’ll meet. She’s silly, caring, adventurous and a natural beauty inside and out. She cares about her friends and always gives good advice. She has the type of personality you’re drawn to. She’s overalls just a really fun girl to be around.

“Who’s that girl over there?”
“Oh, that’s Liliane, she’s chill.”

by Hailynn B May 9, 2018

White Liquor

A synonym for cocaine used by officer Jim Lahey on the television show Trailer Park Boys.

Drink the dark liquor, snort the white liquor-Jim Lahey

by GhostofChe September 30, 2014