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Peeling Keys

by DeLaCrooze April 25, 2019
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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Low-key

A under dog, mostly used to describe something that is really great however, that something doesn't get enough notoriety for what they do
this dog is low-key the best dog.
by bureauofbeatles September 16, 2020
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Key Pusha

Raised in South Atlanta, GA, Key Pusha Beats began making beats on Fl Studio while attending North Jonesboro alternative high school after being expelled from public school on weapons charges. After a couple of years of perfecting his craft, he started uploading home-made beat making videos to his YouTube page and generated millions of views. In 2008, Key Pusha rose to fame with his snap-dance hit single “Crank Dat Yank” performed by Camp 22. The dance craze gained worldwide notoriety because of its dance, catchy hook and melodic beat. The song peaked at #60 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and was featured on the 106&Park countdown. During this time, he had numerous songs in rotation on Atlanta radio including Shoulder Lean Remix by Young Dro, Dat Good by Da Fam feat. Fabo and more. He produced and recorded “Can I be your man” by platinum selling artists Bow Wow & Lil Wayne. He also met & learned how to use Pro Tools from the world-renowned Auto Tune King, T-Pain. Recently, Key Pusha Beats has produced the (China-based) rap group Higher Brothers’ hit single “Young Master” which has generated over 4 million views on YouTube.
If "Key Pusha" didn't make the Beat, I don't want it bruh.
by hoodlegendz September 15, 2024
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Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines
"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"
by CorptBunny May 12, 2025
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Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.
"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"
by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025
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key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.
You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
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