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donkey punch toboggan

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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Donkey Penis

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.
by fellfromhell December 16, 2013
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sea donkey

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!
"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"
by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005
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Donkey Kick

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.
Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!
by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011
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super donkey punch

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.
I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.
by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008
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swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)
by Steven April 3, 2005
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donkey ballz

The worst possible thing that can be sucked.
That food sucks Donkey Ballz. Lets go get some Taco Bell.
by PythonSpam October 23, 2003
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