drinks'o'clock

1. time to start drinking.
2. the time of day when it is acceptable to start drinking.

"What time is it Bob?"
(Bob looks at watch)
"It's drinks'o'clock Steve. Cheers!"

by mattanywhere December 20, 2005

drive-by yelling

Yelling random stuff at people from a moving car at people walking down the street or standing at a bus stop. Always done by hilarious people riding together who think this is the most hilarious thing to do on the face of the earth.

Guy in car drive-by yelling at other guy standing at the bus stop: "Second class citizen!!!!!"
Guy at bus stop (pretends not to notice)
Other passengers in car: "Dude, you're the best, haw haw haw."

by daboha April 16, 2010

driveway cleavage

Refers to the bosom-like mounds of snow that occur at the bottom of a driveway after shoveling out from a snowstorm. Typically the cleavage grows and comes together as the winter progresses.

I have some serious driveway cleavage this year. I can barely get my Honda through it.

by mngurl February 21, 2011

drizz kid

Kid thats pretty wasted, prob drank to much Henny & prob leanin. Also a well known Hiphop star outta Australia - see google. DRiZZ KiD

Check dat dude bro, thats one damn drizz kid!!

Ay I'm gettin sick a Drake too, you should listen to DRiZZ KiD! Shits cray

by Drizz as Fk March 13, 2017

bleach drinker

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.

Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."

by SirClabe August 2, 2010

Hazleton drifting

A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.

hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.

me: Fucking sped.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

drinkpression

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.

Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.

by nb c lo June 16, 2008