Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.

The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.

by CircularLogic June 2, 2011

dead eye dicky

To hit the mark right on

Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.

by Croatian Creation December 11, 2011

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

deadest

When something is so dead the word dead wont be enough

DayZ is the deadest it has ever deadet

by Deadest HUMAN March 12, 2018

Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

deadass

What you say when you're being completely and utterly serious. On occasion this word can be used sarcastically.

Jake: "You texted her and she responded?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021