dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008

dildolove

A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.

Tim I heard you had a bit of dildolove last night!

by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008

Dildo Munch

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.

Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.

by Rob and John January 27, 2009

Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

by suq madiq August 5, 2009

demdog

some people use this word to call someone a slut

fuck you're such a demdog

by smesscat September 15, 2010

dildoious

A person who possesses the trait of a standard dildo.

Damn Chirs you acted pretty dildoious about working late Friday night.

by brudog April 10, 2012

dildoation

The act of getting dildoed; to have a dildo inserted into oneself.

Susan was put through a rigorous session of dildoation in order to join the sorority.

by matt blockner September 3, 2013