Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 04, 2024
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cross mojoination

the interbreeding of the pizza flavored goldfish with that of the pretzel flavored goldfish in a medley of taste bud amazement
Whoever put that snack together must have used cross mojoination because my taste buds are going wild!!
by Curcoon December 14, 2009
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cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.
(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"
by ellogrl July 19, 2012
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dubble cross

you get information from someone about that person and tell that person what they said and it's called dubble crossing
(told to me from him) "she's so hot" *5 min later* *you tell whoever she is that he said you're hot. *he finds out you told her and calls you and says* "oh thanks for dubble crossing me"
by C-leader June 18, 2017
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Cross arm

Any structural part in a mechanical object that is essential to the mechanical thing running.
"Fkin blew my cross arm again godamit"
by Papa hecker December 11, 2024
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chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.
by Rabbit hunter February 01, 2018
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cross trending

Taking a trend from one industry and applying that to (or blending it into) another industry. Also known as trend-blending.
The IT / digitial industry is "cross trending" into every industry. digital photography meets mobile phone and many others ...
by ProfessorMoe February 18, 2014
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