Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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Covid-19

What is covid-19? A virus that China make to kill us all.
by Urmumsuckingmydick September 14, 2022
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Covid Breakdown

When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
by simba12341 June 24, 2020
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Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid-🧠

When the brain function of patients with severe Covid-19 could be impaired, as the virus could invade the frontal lobe through nerves in the nose.
Those suffering from Covid-🧠 are likely to have movement disorders like tremor or seizures, which can cause problems with planning and social behavior.
by MathPlus March 15, 2021
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Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
by Sanjopla September 25, 2020
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COVID-Cute

A person who is generally unappealing during "normal" circumstances who is more attractive due to lack of human interaction (SEE: VISITING-YOUR-PARENTS CUTE; AIRPORT CUTE)
"I just went for a walk and saw this hunky guy; he's COVID-Cute 7, so like a New York 3."
by mrsmithgoes June 11, 2020
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