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cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings
"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022
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cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.
(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"
by ellogrl July 21, 2012
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cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son
by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022
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Cross

The constant emotional state of Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt was cross.
by sweetest16 May 31, 2018
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021
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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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