Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

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Cross Country Toes

When the toenails of your feet fall off from running the sport cross country. Common symptoms include: Blue toe nails, peeling skin, heel tags, and toe pain.

Cx player 1: Man my toes really hurt
Cx player 2: Oh no! You may have cross country toes!

by Imarunner:) October 16, 2023

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cross bloint

a large, gutted, marijuana-filled blunt, with a smaller joint going through, slightly past the center of the blunt, making a cross like shape.

First person: I rolled a nice blunt, but its got a tear

Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the

tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!

by jaybizzlefoshizzle April 30, 2010

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Crizzy Cross

When a girl is in Doggy style, and you cross your arms with opposite hands on each booty cheek (left to right cheek, right to left cheek)

She finally let me do the Crizzy Cross on her

by chiefqueef16 May 27, 2024

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Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

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