mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.

Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!

by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011

clothlog

when someone or something is being a "douche".

Stop being such a clothlog!

by KaVaughn December 27, 2007

Clothes

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

by RegularHuman April 30, 2020

Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.

While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.

by JaeWu March 27, 2007

skin clothing

Skin clothing is what brohoes wear.
it represents dirtbiking.

is she wearing skin clothing? shes a brohoe.

by 951 TR September 16, 2007

thot clot

When a group of girls slowly walk together and block the entire goddamn hallway.

Fucking thot clots.

by hi529 June 14, 2019

Cloutaritus

Someone who is in charge of all the clout. The master of all clout.

Tamsir is Cloutaritus. He is the master of all clout.

by Someone intelligent November 25, 2017