by Abstrakt11 December 23, 2019
by Donkey donk December 06, 2013
Better known as "Strawman with a Capital S", "The Strawman who Stole Christmas", "Crap with a Capital C", and various other titles (as noted by various YouTube comments), Christmas with a Capital C is a straight-to-DVD movie releasing on December 2010 where an antagonist; a Satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, Christ-hating, evil Muslim neo-Nazi heathen ATHEIST (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate Christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-Christians by trying to get the town's Christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. The small town's inhabitants, who recognize Jesus as the primary founding father of the United States of America, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil ATHEIST does not rewrite history nor leave out God this holiday season. In the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds Jesus and is healed by his power.
The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.
While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.
While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
Have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to DVD about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? It was 'Christmas with a Capital C' or something, but the trailer doesn't even come up on YouTube without searching 'movie' or 'trailer'.
by t3hb1gb0i November 20, 2010
the best movie that was ever made. tim burton is a genious, and always will be. i love this movie. always have and always will
by Gerard's Prison Mate August 28, 2005
Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.
Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....
Stupid children
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....
Stupid children
by Cypress September 13, 2005
Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
by T.j.Games November 23, 2019
Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017