Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017