UwU cat

Little cat demons that really want attention and legit turn in to a little demon.

"Nya-Itchy knee" UWU

"I AM AFRAID OF UWU CATS"

by hotreetos December 21, 2021

Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.

The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.

by enstromed January 1, 2010

Pryse Cat

A pryscat is a person who is overweight, red-headed, poor, and will never amount to anything in life,

"Look at the Ugly fat person lurking around the drunk girls, he kinda looks like a pug dog."

"No thats not a pug dog, its a Pryse Cat!"

by Prysecathater March 4, 2009

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

Mustang Cat

When a tranny slips on a fake camel toe to go out for the night, then goes home with a poor unsuspecting man only to reveal that tranny cock followed by prison rape

Did you hear what happen to Matt? He picked up a Mustang Cat from the bar last night!!

by -3P- June 1, 2016

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012