Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do things that seem weird to us but seems normal in their feline heads.

John: Dude why is your cat sitting on my pizza
Joe: Idk man, its cat logic.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Cat noir

A sexy beast from miraculous ladybug

Have you seen cat noir in cat blanc

by Catnoirsass October 26, 2019

Cat Blanc

The precious boy

White version of Cat Noir
Depressed

Wants his father to leave him alone

Ladybug:Cat Noir?
Cat Blanc: My lady? I'm not Cat Noir anymore, I'm Cat Blanc

by Snowfurry November 10, 2019

cat-bombs

Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.

Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!

Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.

Jim: Where did you say you were again?

by gyrfalcon206 January 2, 2012

cat noir

one sexy motherfucker in the show miraculous ladybug, and doesnt get as much attention as he should get.

person 1: isnt that cat noir from miraculous ladybug?
person 2: poor guys back hurts from carrying the whole fucking show

by i don’t know pls don’t ask April 3, 2020

cat call

To whistle or yell something sexually suggestive to a stranger, usually in passing. Often this is used by sexually frustrated males as a way of getting attention from females. It is not a recommended method of flattering someone.

"I was minding my own business at a bus stop when some creep shouted 'nice rack' out of his car window at me."
"Eeew, I hate cat calls. I'm so sorry someone made you feel uncomfortable like that."

by chicgeeknicole November 17, 2016

Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015