cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.

John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.

by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008

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Ape Slut

Ape Slut....

When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).

He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...

Why Gareth your Ape Slut has a lovely mane of hair

by Word Mouth March 26, 2020

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Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

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AP

Stands for Apartment Party.

“Shaniqua are you tryna cut to Myas AP? Heard it’s liveO stillll”

by Missy5 August 17, 2020

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Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.

"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"

by TrueHylian July 3, 2021

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