Asians

Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.

Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.

Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...

God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...

by GreatHammurabi July 6, 2006

cool asian

Cool asian for example is a asian kid that EVERYONE at school knows. You may not know he/she but you have either seen or heard of them.

Person 1:See that kid over there?
Person 2:Yeah
Person 1:Hes a cool asian

by E to the ugene May 27, 2005

asian sex

Sex in which the woman crouches on the man's penis in a cowgirl position facing the man, with both her legs resting on her feet, not her knees, with the feet placed by the side of the man's chest. Half Asian is where one leg is resting on the foot on the bed and the other on its knee.

He had Asian sex with her.

by Night Visitor January 11, 2008

Master Asia

The Undefeated of the East!

Runs the Invincible School of Master Asia. He loves Gundam.

Master Asia: Gundam Fight! READY GO!

by master asia December 5, 2007

Ugly Asian Guy

There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!

Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.

White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!

Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.

by TerriGenus November 16, 2010

asij

American school in Japan
High reputation for good students, class spirit, and diversity.
Oh... but did i mention, the reputation of THE HARDEST PARTAAAYERS? when were not in school... were all hitting up the clubs and bars. Girls are fine.. boys, could use a little reality check, but other than that its all awesomeness.
You should defff enroll.

i want to go to asij!

by soshi June 14, 2008

asian girls

best girls on earth
can't speak English
cook good food
nice asses
great sex
and horizontal vaginas
what's better than that

Dude 1: Dude , i totally just fucked this asian chick last night and she had a horizontal vag.
Dude 2: Are you fucking serious man ?!?!? I wish i could get some asian girls !!!!!

by th3 t00t3r January 8, 2009