I'm a fucking libra 

Sentence used by the drag queen Adore Delano on the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Someone: Your wig is about to fall off girl.
Adore: I'm a fucking libra so leave me alone.

I'm a fucking libra by Laura_mmbb August 19, 2021

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

Who gives a fuckism by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

i want to hit you with a fucking bus by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk 

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!

When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk by chilegang November 24, 2018

a fucking bitch 

Donald Trump. A homophobic and racist fucking bitch.

A: oh hey look! Its a fucking bitch!

B: You mean Donald Trump?

a fucking bitch by anonymous November 13, 2020

your a fucking shrub 

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck

Hey bitch your a fucking shrub

your a fucking shrub by LaPier May 3, 2016