A combination of the religious acronym "What Would Jesus Do?" mixed with the popular secular expression of "What The Fuck?" Commonly used by secularists who have converted from Christianity to Reality.
In a situation where ethics should be used in the making a decision and your are selfish and don't care about other people, then use the phrase "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?"
In a situation where ethics should be used in the making a decision and your are selfish and don't care about other people, then use the phrase "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?"
When you are drunk and and some slut wants you to sleep with her....ask yourself "WTFWJD?"
When a homeless person asks you for money...blatantly refuse and say "WTFWJD?"
When a homeless person asks you for money...blatantly refuse and say "WTFWJD?"
by turbo jesus February 27, 2010
Get the WTFWJD? mug.Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
Get the WTFWJDFAKB mug.Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
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A phrase used to justify any spontaneous/fun activity with inevitably dire consequences (for example, snorting and bombing MDMA until one starts seeing the curvature of one's own eyeballs)
A phrase used to justify any spontaneous/fun activity with inevitably dire consequences (for example, snorting and bombing MDMA until one starts seeing the curvature of one's own eyeballs)
by Horatio McBull August 7, 2008
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Commonly used in a situation that would normally not involve any reference to Jesus. (eg. war, suicide, baby eating contests, hand grenade tag, during a brutal fisting, etc.)
Commonly used in a situation that would normally not involve any reference to Jesus. (eg. war, suicide, baby eating contests, hand grenade tag, during a brutal fisting, etc.)
Matt: "Holy shit man, there are zombies everywhere!"
Chad: "I know! WTFWCMD!?:
Matt: "Start a zombie cult?"
Chad: "I know! WTFWCMD!?:
Matt: "Start a zombie cult?"
by Mojo the Rev. October 27, 2008
Get the WTFWCMD mug.An acronym that stands for "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?", popularized by the blog Going Jesus (goingjesus.com) which emblazons the phrase on its t-shirts and stickers.
Sara got an email about her blog from some guy in Australia that went, "I am a born again Christian and blah blah blah saying Fuck all the time and blah blah blah WTFWJD and blah blah blah you're not a Christian and you don't have a relationship with Christ and blah blah blah."
by KatieC September 21, 2004
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