Make hay while the sun shines

To take an opportunity to do something when the time and conditions are near perfect or available.

From agriculture, when farmers gather the long grass growth of summer to dry it to produce hay as winter feed for animals; The best time to cut and dry the hay is during sunny days.

A:"There's a sale at K-mart this week - You wanna see if the have something for your sister's birthday?"
B:" Sure - Might as well make hay while the sun shines, and get her something at cut price!"

by D F Stuckey May 15, 2004

tighty whiteys

Tight white briefs that are comfortable and hold your balls and penis into a fixed position so that they don't sag.

I was changing in the locker room when the cool kids came over and pantzed me (no one usually saw because I covered it with my shirt) showing my tighty whiteys. They took me and gave me a HUGE wedgie which gave me a boner. They then pushed through the lockerroom doors and the hot girls saw my TWs. I was SO embarressed.

by tighty whitie wearer August 3, 2007

wiley as hell

being wiley to an extreme. so crazy it is beyond comprehension.

Dude! Ican not belive you just did that that is wiley as hell!

by andrew M April 28, 2006

Wholey Roller

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.

Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit

by Eurobug June 13, 2010

Wiley

literally the best person you’ll ever meet. super duper smart, athletic, and sweet. everyone wants to be his friend. girls will literally cry over him. even though he is a dummy he will make you smile for hours. literally perfect.

damn look at wiley

by dumdumdumdumddumdum January 2, 2021

whitey management

To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.

Al once again showed great whitey management after a quick tactical chunder in the downstairs toilet.

by Robbie November 14, 2003

Throw a whitey

Not a racist term, but a product of drinking booze THEN puffing the cheeba.
It's name is based sround the fact that you:
a) go white
b) see nothign but stars (white or green ones) and promptly spazz out on the floor, sometimes accompanied by vomiting and the farts.

"Chrissy just took a huge bong hit and threw a whitey,... think he's in the toilet driving the porcelain bus."

by Flea May 20, 2004