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Whats two shoes?

1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc.
2: Used to get an update or the details of a situation.

Derived from "what's good?" Evolving from "what's goody?" to "what's goody two shoes?" to simply "what's two shoes?"
1:Yo man, whats two shoes?
2:Notin, chillin...

1: So what's two shoes with that party tonight?
2: It's at my man Dilwad's crib, we're headed over there around 11
by JL0 July 6, 2010
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Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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whats her @

A way of asking what's her social media/Instagram/Twitter etc commonly used on Instagram
Yo she's hot whats her @
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Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.
How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.
by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017
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Hey baby whats up?!

A term said with a raised voice expressing you like someone. Also used while under the influence of alcohol to get anybodies attention.
*Man walks by* "Hey baby whats up?!"
by EMQ August 23, 2011
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who peed in your wheaties?

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.
K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??
by Kat November 25, 2004
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mmm whats up buddeh?!

Used as either a greeting, a goodbye or to express something awesome. It is an adjective, verb, and expression.

It is critical to make a "mmm" sound before saying "whats up buddeh". Buddeh is spelt incorrectly on purpose as to stress the significance of the "eh" ending, as this phrase originates in Canada, from the Hamilton region. It must be noted that when something is not awesome it can be referred to as "NOT whats up buddeh?!"
Two people see each other
1st person: mmm whats up buddeh?!
2nd: person mm whats up buddeh?!

#2. 1st person: Yo who did your dishes?
2nd person: The same broad who cooked a meal for me and cleaned my room!
1st person: Thats whats up buddeh?!

#3 1st person: Did you wheel that broad last night?
2nd person: Naw man she was on the rag, would'nt do a thing. :(
1st person: Thats not whats up buddeh?!
by A fellow buddeh! December 9, 2010
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