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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
mugGet the A Beef Wellingtonmug.

Wellington girl

A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.
Have you seen how many rings that Wellington girl is wearing
by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020
mugGet the Wellington girlmug.

Wellington lembalemba

This is an upcoming rapper from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique music vibe.
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
mugGet the Kink Wellingtonmug.

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