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by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024
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wellington avalanche

the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche
i wellington avalanche'd her bed and she kicked me
by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Wellingtons

a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner
Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."
by Jshsjbdbdjd July 8, 2022
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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