wad of hundies 

A stack of $100 bills.

I didn't know Susan has so much money, but I just saw a wad of hundies on her desk.

wad of hundies by Surreality. March 30, 2011

wad up doe 

slang used in Detroit, meaning what up dawg or dude. used by all Detroiters. rapper Tone Tone made a song about it.

random person- Wad up doe?
his friend- wat up, what you doing today

wad up doe by Detroit_Boi January 13, 2008

Wad Mitts 

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

Wad Mitts by BNoles November 10, 2009

Wad Socket 

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

Wad Socket by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Wad-In-A-Bowl 

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.

George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.

Wad-In-A-Bowl by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018

wad and shove 

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

wad and shove by wadderandshover March 2, 2020

Wad of Cash 

A large enough stack of banknotes to extinguish a candle by waving at it. Value is irrelevant.

Handling a wad of cash may be as good at killing pain than ibuprofen or aspirin, a new study suggests.

Wad of Cash by The Greedy Banker November 2, 2010