tawni twohands

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.

On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.

by Fishingperson1 May 28, 2021

twocced

stolen, thieved ,nicked, half inched. Derived from T.W.O.C- Taken Without Owners Consent (British Police term)

someone's twocced my lighter init!

by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005

twock

A young gay man who is either a combonation of or in between a twink and a jock.

Gay 1: Dude, he's hot but a bit old and buff to be a twink.

Gay 2: He's a twock!

by Goh January 14, 2008

toca

plural: tocas; toca is a cocaine covered condom

John likes to use tocas to get high.

by Omi May 15, 2004

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

twocker

From the species Chavster Twockeri.
Wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), Banded Shirts and Jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok classics), Gold Pendants, chains and rings.
Go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.

some twocker slag stole my 7610

by Ismail January 3, 2005