tromboon

A trombone played with a bassoon reed replacing the cup mouthpiece. Often used for gag effects.

These kids are so mischievous---they're always playing the tromboon when the band director's back is turned.

by pentozali May 5, 2008

copper trombone

Receiving oral sex after engaging in raw anal sex. Thereby forcing the wench to smell her stank on the rod.

He fed her the copper trombone

by Chimneysweep June 11, 2006

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

rusty trombone

when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet

my bitch gave me a sick rusty trombone last night

by elvis420 May 4, 2009

trombone

The most awesome brass instrument in the world.

Uses a slide to change notes.

Evolved from the ancient sakbut, the first brass instrument able to play a chromatic scale.

Has the same range as the Euphonium, or Baritone, usually based in the key of B flat.

Has many varieations such as the soprano, alto, tenor (the normal trombone), and bass trombone (which is also amazing).

"Trombone" means paperclip in spanish.

1) What's that awesome thing that guy is playing making those beautiful sounds?

A trombone of course!

2) Hombre! Puedes darme un trombon? Tengo que abrochar algunos papeles. (hey man! can you give me a paperclip? I have to fasten some papers.)

by Dwayne LaForce November 8, 2006

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

trombonaphone

A trombonaphone is what you search up when you try desperately to find the one word that isn't included in the Urban Dictionary.
It has no meaning whatsoever, and it's possible uses are only limited to your imagination.

"Oh my days, Michael is such a trombonaphone."

"Dude, watch me find a word that isn't in the Urb-Dic. Trombonaphone"

by The Sockslinger October 5, 2021