donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.
I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!
by jaz June 21, 2006
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goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.
Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.
by jaz October 28, 2004
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beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.
I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.
by jaz October 19, 2004
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Susie Wong

man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name
by Jaz May 13, 2005
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cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.
She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.
by jaz October 28, 2004
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Bob

Initials for Bitch on Bitch which describes a lipstick lesbian swinger party.
I think those fine bitches are going to a Bob party.
by jaz October 28, 2004
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Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.
I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.
by jaz October 28, 2004
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