Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

torrentfreak

a website dedicated to showing lots of news related to torrents and filesharing. Fairly mediocre, but it is the only website that bothers to gather all the information in one place.

Dude A: did the piratebay say they were gonna do something new with their tracker?
Dude B: i duno. check torrentfreak.com i guess.

by Flemmyd January 3, 2008

Torrendous

A word used to describe something that is both Terrible and Horrendous....eg Really awfull!!

First used by my wife...and she had not been drinking.

"Look at that torrendous weather out there"

After some really bad news.....
" Oh my ...that's torrendous.."

by starnoj October 15, 2009

torban

The wrong spelling for Torben

Teacher: *writes Torben as Torban*
Every Torben Ever: *visible anger*

by CrazyGuyDude November 17, 2021

Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.

Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.

by Bobbyboobear January 4, 2020

Obelisk the Tormentor

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.

I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017

torrent

A stolen file that belongs to everyone and no one all at once. Often consists of a dvd rip or a pirated game.

Bittorrent! Where sharing is caring!

by awiergan March 6, 2005