Tope

Definition of tope in Spanish is to hit or bump. Tope is used as Spanish slang for cocaine bumps.

Hey, Fool do you want to take this tope or what??

by GreenQueen13 December 13, 2010

Tomek

A person who can get pretty depressed without a girlfriend, in other words, desperate. Friends with girls, and wishes to be more manly. Pretty frickin' girly as well.

girl- TOMEK
boy- ugh, that girly boy

girl- I was talking to tomek
girl 2- really?
girl- he asked me out for the 5th time
girl 2- that's usual for him

by Bill: Smart Guy June 6, 2009

Topend

Someone who is completely unaware of their stupidity, and also has similar meanings to words such as idiot, prat and fool.

Person 1 "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "He's a complete topend, can you see what he's trying to do."

by My Name Is Danny Scott March 12, 2008

topkat

A sadistic but highy intelligent fuck who pisses off IRC opers with his/her white supremacist and misogynictic jokes.

How dare he go after women! That retard is surely a Topkat.

by Insecticada February 7, 2015

Tomek

A rude word in Czechia for someone who is poor or have poor mentality and sometimes used againts farmers

Look how dumb Are you Tomek
dont be such a Tomek

by Fertin June 10, 2019

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010

Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011