Tosser

A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...

Lucas Leiva is a tosser.

by red_man May 29, 2014

tosserish

to behave in a dumb way. or to act like a tosser

bush and blair are the embodiment of tosserish behaviour. nuff said

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

tosser

a person who tosses their partner around during sex.

"Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."

by papaya_girl August 10, 2023

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

toneranger

someone who expresses their tone in an overly dramatical way

"watch the tone...toneranger"

by shana true August 1, 2007

passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

Mustafa: "look at this fuck wit and his mp3 player...fucken mp3 tosser"

Sanchez: "yeah typical fucken passive tosser!"

by G Cody December 10, 2008

titty-toner

a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.

girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?

girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!

by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009