Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020

ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.

A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

to

You just searched the word “to”. If you don’t know what this means, go back to kindergarten.

To or two or too I dunno.

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.

“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”

by Olsacellist December 23, 2023

post tos

Posting of opinions, information and extracts on the web

Hope the post tos are well received and relished like a bowl of poast toasties – yeah – I’ll toast to that with my slice of toast this here morn.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

to

Is the most common word in the world.

Oh look. Somebody pooped in my butthole causing burning and itching butthole. to

by suckmyapple July 4, 2020

Toed

To have Walker's feen rubbed all over ones face cuz he toed you once he told you twice

Bro did you witness him get toed?

by Lillyofthespedshed September 16, 2023