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thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.
Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !
by broncula January 5, 2012
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Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation
Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P
by T-shake October 18, 2009
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thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.
Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)
by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011
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tanking

comes from mmorpgs, where you would have a healer in your party and a person with high defense. (i.e. meat sack-o-shield warriors). the warrior rush an opponent and the monk would do their best to keep the warrior alive with healing and stat bonuses. then, the other members could
a)fight and hit hard
b)run away like scared little girls

so, in essence, it is a big distraction to open opportunites for attack or to run away, like a sacrifice but to keepp it alive.
Chaos Deity had the best plan to win by tanking the enemy patrol and having his team run away.
by Chaos Deity October 6, 2005
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fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".
Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"
by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011
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Tom Tanking

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!
by J1000 April 25, 2011
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original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over
"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.
by rrhem November 14, 2013
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