thailand

A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.

My wife is a thai elephant!

by bamb00 February 12, 2007

thailand

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004

thailander

a Highlander who happens to also be Thai

Sak, the Thailander, prepares himself for the final Quickening.

by countchocula8 September 8, 2005

Thiran

Better than than his brothers, shivvy and ruben.

Thiran is the best brown boy in town

by ThizzahtheJizzah April 2, 2019

phuket thailand

Another dumbass pseudo-colloquialism invented by the whore who wrote Juno.

Oh my god! Nobody has ever in history said "phuket thailand" without getting punched in the twat!

by Cap_Ap October 6, 2008

Shaun Chan Thian Shan

A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he.

Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000.
This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier.

Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log.

Can never find his way out of a haystack.

Person : Shaun Chan Thian Shan!
Shaun : *does not respond*
Person : *goes up and smacks him*
Shaun : *does not realise*

by Shaun's Awesome Friend May 21, 2009

thailand

A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.

Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand

by LanXangForever May 15, 2011