Vacuum Kiss

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.
The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!
by Snydergate June 13, 2017
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logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you
She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan
by Logicvacuum June 08, 2017
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vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"
by Iamem February 23, 2012
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ass vacuume

chet is a complete ass vacuume
by blake September 29, 2003
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penis vacuum

1.Someone who gives a blow job.
2.A mouth.
Copyrighted by Anna
Anna is a total penis vacuum, she gives head all the time
by Renee-Nuh-Nay February 12, 2008
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Vacuum Job

When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job
by bzzzzslurp November 16, 2010
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