Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!
So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!
by Sesinkio January 7, 2014
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The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 18, 2005
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by Swaglicious Cookies August 23, 2012
Get the Tabatha mug.a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)
i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.
my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag
my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag
by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
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